What to expect should you ever be invited to a robot's birthday party...

First off, robots are smaller creatures than you might think. They are unpredictable and not as intelligent as one would anticipate...




















Despite their lack of intellect, they are usually quite cute...

























Much like the human species, robot siblings have a tendency to disagree with one another at times...


























You will be fascinated to know that the female robots tend to stick together...


























Some robots take their role as a robot more seriously than others...


























Be forewarned that wrangling robots for picture taking will take at least ten minutes...

























You will find that the birthday robot is easily excited when presented with a jack-in-the-box...


























If you are lucky, Grandpa Robot will make an appearance...

























The smallest and chubbiest robot will most likely sleep through the entire event in his pack and play...

Happy Birthday Little Robot!

10 Things I say 50 Times a Day to My Children...

1. Your shoes are on the wrong feet (EVERY TIME!)
2. Did you flush the potty and wash your hands?
3. Because I said so
4. Mommy needs a little space
5. Share with your brother
6. If you wake up that baby, so HELP me
7. That's why we don't jump on the sofa
8. Stop playing with your penis (my personal favorite)
9. Take one more bite

and last, but certainly not least and said more than the rest combined:

10. Mommy loves you