He looked so deep in thought and serious over in his little corner scratching away with his ball point pen. What a fun and unexpected surprise it was for Maggie to find the next time she went to color. What could be more ideal than strung out, drunken, slutty, transvestite muppets when a 5 year old opens her coloring book? Not much I tell you. I could pretend to be offended or shield my eyes at the sheer inappropriateness of it all. I could tell you I was mortified and shocked. But the truth of the matter is that it made my whole entire day. I was hysterical with laughter and actually had to brace my self to avoid falling over. Maggie doesn't get to color those pages. First, because that would probably be considered grounds for social services to pay us a visit. And second, because those pages are going STRAIGHT to my special box of letters and keepsakes that I keep to cheer me up. Oh my special box and the ill humored treasures that lie within it. Thanks for the contribution, Joe. I'll let you explain Candy and her tranie muppet friends to Maggie next time you visit.
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Funny. I hope you get many laughs for years to come :)
Okay, I laughed out loud for real. Joe is one funny guy.
The freakin' awesomest muppets I've ever seen. I mean, I'm kinda surprised Jim Henson didn't think of having a "Transvestite Christmas Special." I would have watched it.
Roxie would have opened the book and exclaim how beautiful they are. No matter how tranny it is, if it's wearing a bikini it's beautiful in her book. She's got problems.
I knew I loved Joe the minute I met him. This is why.
WHAT THE FREAKIN" HILARITY?!! Thanks for making my night too, Joe!
What's almost funnier is that I can totally picture you losin' it over this Lills!
yes...a man of many talents to share, that we all enjoy so much. I love how the style on each swimming suit flatters the muppet it is on.
He's good. Those look like they came that way int the coloring book.
lilly, i do not know why i have not visited your blog until this fantastic day, but i read the whole thing and laughed out loud. you, my friend, are a genius. you better believe i shall follow you, and be comforted in the fact that you express everything i feel as a mother in the most hilarious way.
That is so freakin' hilarious. Nothing surprises me with your insanely creative family anymore. I am glad they are nice enough to let someone so boring as me hang out with them whenever we are crashing your house!
HAHAHA! You said this made your day...well it made mine too. Knowing you and now reading your blog, it seems like there is never a dull moment in your house. Love it!
Joe can always make me laugh. You gotta love him - smart ass and all! Thanks for sharing. It toally made me laugh out loud, which is something I haven't really done for awhile =).
Where are you Lills? Is everything ok, do I need to give you a call? For Pete's sake get in touch with the rest of the world.
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